Today is father's day. Therefore, I have prepared the most appropriate and loving gift a daughter can give to her father to show her appreciation for his (lack of) parenting.

Yup, he got a coconut.

( What? You want context? )

Updated Pharmakon - nothing big, just stuck "Subliminal" and "The Line of Your Body" on there. The one thing of note is that I actually edited "Subliminal" so it doesn't read like I wrote it in under an hour after dashing back from seeing the film at the cinema. The fact that I did write it in under an hour after dashing back from the cinema is irrelevant.