1. It's snowing outside.

2. I may have swine flu.

3. For 25 days out of the last 33, I have been bleeding from my crotch. Two separate periods, one lasting 15 days, then a break of 8 days, then another peroid lasting 10 days. And because I went to see a locum (i.e. a trainee doctor) about it, instead of my normal doctor (who is awesome but male and I really should have gone to see him regardless of embarrassment), I got dismissed as having polycystic ovary syndrome. PCOS does not make you bleed incessantly from the crotch, kthnx.