Today, I was called "fat-arsed left-wing socialist fucking cunts!"

Well, okay, it was more that a guy was shouting at the world rather than at me in particular, hence the plural "cunts". Although he was looking straight at me for a while, until he moved on - he was walking along shouting at the world and everyone in it, particularly the women.

He was pretty clearly trying to intimidate, but I found it really quite funny. I think it was the "left-wing socialist" part that got me, as it was said with such venom he clearly meant it as an insult. Which has about as much effect as saying, "You British female!" and meaning it as an insult. Yes, I am a British female. Yes, I am a left-wing socialist. Your point?

Oh well. It's only a matter of time before he's arrested for section 5 public order offences. Note to British people and visitors to the UK: if you see someone behaving like that, and a police officer asks you if they caused you alarm or distress, say yes. That's the terminology needed to charge them.