Three guesses on who has norovirus...

  • Apr. 29th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
almighty_frog: (bad spaz)
...and your first two don't count.

I spent the entire night vomiting roughly once every hour-hour and a half. This is not as much fun as it sounds. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your perspective), my Mum is also off with norovirus; hers started earlier in the week. Anyone who tells you it's a 24-hour bug is LYING - the nausea and diarrhoea can continue for much longer.

Mar. 18th, 2010

  • 2:09 PM
almighty_frog: (Default)
I just put a load of washing out on the washing line. And now I'm out of breath, shaky, and exhausted. I hate being ill.

Ugh. Ill.

  • Mar. 17th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
almighty_frog: (bad spaz)
I have flu. Not just a cold, flu. Temperature, sweating, oh-god-someone-cut-my-head-off-my-sinuses-are-killing-me flu. And this is my fifth day of being ill despite being at home mainlining orange juice.

...This is my excuse for why I just bought the PS1 versions of FF7 and FF8 off Amazon.

(I also have the Dragon Age expansion pack, which will be released tomorrow, on preorder. And the next "Gentlemen Bastards" book by Scott Lynch on preorder, although that's not going to be released until May. Shh.)

...

  • Nov. 1st, 2009 at 3:39 PM
almighty_frog: (bad spaz)
Dear Nose,

We've been together a long time. You may have a tendency to itch at the most embarrassing moments, and you may be unable to decide whether you want to be straight or snubbed, but generally speaking, you've done your job and I have no complaints.

Right now, however, you and my sinuses are ganging up on me to make my life hell. I am a snotty mess and my bin is overflowing with tissues. My head is pounding and my cheekbones feel like they're going to explode. Just remember, if they do, they're taking you with them.

I would quite like to be able to breathe again and maybe actually taste what I'm eating. I'd appreciate it if you'd cooperate.

Best wishes,

Your body.