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Noooooobody tells him what to do!

  • Feb. 27th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
almighty_frog: (SHIELD THE BRAIN!)
I feel that I must now update you all on what I did when I did not have internet.

Its name is Dragon Age: Origins.

There are many reasons why Dragon Age is awesome. Many, many reasons. Canonical gay is one of them. (There are four romance options in the game - two male and two female - and regardless of your PC's gender, you can have a romance with three of them in one playthrough.)

Other reasons are as follows, with informative headers. Very informative. Yes.

NOBODY TELLS HIM WHAT TO DO!

ALISTAIR CAN'T KEEP IT UP

BOSOMS!

Yes, Sten, the cake is a lie.

But Sten loev cookies.

"I hate you. You're a bad person."

MORRIGAN = BITCH. TRUFAX.

Alistair loev cheese. And innuendo. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRAIGHT ONE.


In conclusion, Dragon Age must be played to be believed. Sarcastic virginal Templar *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS*, sex-obsessed elven assassins apparently Zorro reborn, an incredibly camp golem with a vendetta against pigeons, some really amazingly gruesome storylines (BROODMOTHER) and general irreverence mixed with several emotional gut-punches. It's friggin' awesome.